6-7, 252, (O) 4.77,
33 1/4"Arm, 18 Reps,
7.15 3-Cone 4.46 S-Shuttle 9'1" Broad, 32 5/8" Vert
(6) Daniel Jones, QB (Duke)
1 (2) Saquon Barkley,
RB, Penn State.
Key F.A. Signed:
Dion Lewis RB
Levine Toilolo TE
Corey Coleman WR
Cameron Fleming OT
Blake Martinez ILB
James Bradberry CB
Nate Ebner ST
Cody Latimer WR
Olsen Pierre DT
Michael Thomas S
Key F.A. Lost:
Mike Remmers ORT
Blake Martinez ILB
Antonio Hamilton CB
The Team: I saw this pick on a Giants' website and it made sense to me (which is not necessarily a good thing;). So I put him here. When you have a young QB that everyone in the front office is staking their jobs, reputations, and livelihoods on? You might wanna help a brother out. In this scenario they got him a dynamic weapon in the 2nd. Getting a steady weapon and blocker here can do nothing but make Daniel Jones a better Quarterback.
The Reason: There are not a lot of things you can do to help a young QB more than give him a giant TE with soft hands and is open for the high lob on every play. Although a monstrous OLT whose has the size and brutality of Godzilla, is certainly be another. Parkinson is a legit 6-7 alley-ooper. He is dangerous in the Slot. And a good blocker who can help the run game, which will take even more pressure off of Daniels.
Second Choice: Lose your job, and get lost in infamy.
6-3, 257, (O) 4.73,
33 1/4"Arm, 16 Reps,
9'7"Broad Jump, 30.5"Vertical Leap,
Harry WR Arizona ST
1 (23) Isaiah Wynn,
Brian Hoyer QB
Matthew Slater WR/ST
Damiere Byrd WR
Joe Thuney OLG
Danny Vitale FB/ST
Beau Allen DT
Brandon Copeland OLB/DE
Devin McCourty FS
Adrian Phillips ST/SS/LB
Dontrelle Inman WR
Benjamin Watson TE
Key F.A. Lost:
Tom Brady (gulp)
Ted Karras OC
Danny Shelton DT
Kyle Van Noy OLB
Jamie Collins OLB
Elandon Roberts LB
Nate Ebner ST
The Team: Belichick likes to run two and even three TE sets. In order to do that, you actually need some NFL Tight Ends. Of which the Patriots currently have none. And let's face it, any veteran they pick up could actually help them win a game next season. This is the year to stay young and dumb and decimate for Dexter. Though, they are Cap strapped and don't have enough room to be able to afford to fit a mutt from the pound under the Cap. Which also shows that Belichick knows they have to Decimate for Dexter.
The 2020 Patriots season is going to suck. The Pats are going to suck. The question is do the suck enough to get the 1st pick in the Draft for Dexter Lawrence, or do they suck just enough, to continue to suck for the next decade or two. Winning four or five, or six or seven games leaves a Franchise sucking in the middle for decades. The cry shouldn't be, "let's be the Dolphins". God saves us, it should be "Let be the Bengals next season! So we don't have to be the Bengals of the past decade or TWO" One win next season could be one too many.
Stidham is not ready to lead an NFL Franchise to the Play offs and Hoyer never could. It is going to be a brutal beating all season, as every team we play will be lining up to take revenge for all the beatings the Patriots Dynasty doled out to every team in the NFL the past twenty years. In particular, the AFC East teams will light fires to their pagan Gods and give blood worship to defeat the Pats.
The Jets, Bills, and Dolphin hate the Patriots with a particularly nasty passion. They are going to stomp all over the Pats and piss on the Dynasty's grave this season. It is going to get ugly. So now is the time to trade the veteran winners like Edelman and Hightower, and play a bunch of young dudes and rookies, who don't know what they're doing, and Decimate for Dexter.
Playing Albert-O and Asiasi will pay big dividends down the road, but they ain't gonna help win next season. They will take a beating, and learn and get tougher or get cut. Simple as that. They would normally both get Red-Shirted. But as rookies on the field, they can help lose games. The Patriot's plan is so open and obvious. Even if they wanted to win, they don't have any Cap space to get single viable veteran.
So why put on the silly show, and maybe get close to six wins. Dump the winning veterans like Sanu, White, and anybody named McCourty. Decimate the roster of veterans and winners. Decimate-Decimate-Decimate. Trade Marcus Cannon for a conditional 7th. Send Guy to a winner for some guy to be named later. You could, gulp, easily get two future 1sts for... gulp... Stephon Gilmore. HE'S JUST TOO DAMN GOOD. DECIMATE THE DAMN DEFENSE! DECIMATE IT FOR DEXTER!!!!!!!
You see what I'm sayin'. The Dynasty is Dead. Long like the Dynasty. I'm trying to be humorous, but I ain't jokin'. Don't fucking be an 8 and 8 team next year. That is true death and destruction in the NFL. In a normal year four or five wins would be fine. Top five picks would be awesome.
But let's look at reality. How much would you give, this year, to get the top pick in the Draft to snag Burrow: one, two, three 1sts and Stephon Gilmore? NO! YOU'D GIVE EVERYTHING! YOU GIVE EVERYTHING FOR BURROW!
The Pats have no legit winner at QB and no play off hopes, never mind a Super Bowl, five or six wins is a waste of time for this team. Dexter Lawrence is every bit as good as Burrow. You can't get Burrow this year, but you can get him next year. It will be as painful as anything you've ever done. It will be a return to the Sullivan Patriots. But it can be done. Decimate the roster for Dexter, you're already halfway there. You're really only talking about four players: Edelman, Sanu, Hightower, Gilmore, and any McCourty to be named later.
OOOW and Sixteen next season, or abandon all hope ye who enter Gillette Stadium for the next 20 years. Decimate for Dexter, or Trump away for the next 20-years and lose-lose-lose.
The Dynasty is Dead... Long live the Dynasty. The Patriots 20-year reign is over. Get over it Pats Fans. BB is in full tanking mode. The worst thing they can do is try to win and become eight and eight. The Diadem of mediocrity every year, with the refrain of, "Oh no we suck again!" every single god damn year. Because in the NFL, teams need to win big, or lose-lose-lose BIG.
The Patriots need to become the Corona Franchise: dead, done, destroyed. The GOAT is dead, long live the GOAT. Wake up New England! The Pats got no legit NFL WRs, except two old dudes who will be off in La-La-Land once the Pats are capable of winning again. Peg-leg Sanu and One-Armed Edelman, are Pirates who can only steal the future of the Franchise away from us. It is time to decimate the Franchise. The cry of all true Pats Fans now "Decimate for Dexter!"
We are living in the ghost of Tom Joad's time. A time of plaque. A time of death, and our dying dynasty. A time of Depression. A time of the dying of the light. Brought upon us by the dying of the GOAT. And the time of an utterly incompetent moron playing President, who has only helped ensure the Apocalypse is upon us:
"Men walkin' 'long the railroad tracks... Goin' someplace there's no goin' back... Highway patrol choppers comin' up over the ridge... Hot soup on a campfire under the bridge... Shelter line stretchin' 'round the corner... Welcome to the new world order... Families sleepin' in their cars in the Southwest... No home... No job... No peace... No rest."
Meanwhile here in New England, Rome is burning. The Dynasty is dead. Long live the Dynasty. The Patriots ain't got no GOAT. No wide receivers. No tight ends. Dante stole their playbook (that's Alighieri not Scarnecchia;). They have locked us in our houses and nailed our doors shut. They've affixed plague signs in our windows that they stole from the from the Gates of Hell. That read "The GOAT is dead. Lasciate ogni sperantza chi entrate."
So the idea that they can win next season is like denying science. Denying reality. And God save us! Denying the Plaque? It will echo down the empty hallways of history. The hubris of plaque deniers that poisoned a Decade or two. Reality has called to Pats Fans, the Plaque is upon us, and darkness will follow:
"He pulls a prayer book out of his sleeping bag... Preacher lights up a butt and takes a drag... Waitin' for when the last shall be first and the first shall be last... In a cardboard box 'neath the underpass... Got a one-way ticket to the promised land.. You got a hole in your belly and gun in your hand... Sleeping on a pillow of solid rock... Bathin' in the city aqueduct...."
So don't look for the Pats to draft a savior. History tells the story long before it happens. And History is screaming the Plaque Depression is next, and the Patriot's Dynasty is it's first victim. Their will be no parade next season, nor for decades to come. Unless...? In the NFL when the Super Bowl QB dies, so does the winning. When Brady packed his bag and went Home? He took the winning with him.
Winning in the NFL is like riding with the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. You need a GREAT Head Coach. You need a GREAT Owner. You need a GREAT Quarterback, and a great defense wouldn't hurt either. Once that Triumbrant (yes I know it means 3 leaders not 4) is broken, it is chaos, death and plaque for all the Roman World, and in Foxboro. The idea that we can simply affix any incompetent moron atop the broken Triumbrant is how disaster ensues.
Now that we are living in that disaster, Stidham is our new GOAT, long live the GOAT. Only he ain't got no home, and we ain't no GOAT. He's a 2nd year player, first time starter, who has no idea what he is doing. A perfect vehicle to disaster. Because putting in Hoyer, who actually knows what he is doing? At this point? Would be an apocalypse of reason.
The Patriots need to become absolutely, utterly, and completely bungling, like the Trump Administration, and lose-lose-lose. The Patriots needs to lose like we are in the midst of a plaque. And their leadership is so cold-hearted, incompetent and utterly indefensibly corrupt, and won't and/or can't properly get medical supplies to the sick, needy, and dying. And certainly lie-lie-lie instead of giving proper protections to the frontline warriors who are battling the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
That's how losers behave. The Pats need to become the Trump Administration and lose-lose-lose. Inflict a plaque upon the Franchise and deny it. Tell people to huddle together, hug naked, kiss everyone you meet on the lips, and lick each other on the gates of Hell. I mean, what could go wrong? They need to become the New England Plaquers next season. They need ZERO wins next season! YOU IDIOTS! (Sorry my wife was pissing me off, saying I went too far;).
"Well now Tom said, 'Ma... wherever there's a cop beatin' a guy... Wherever a hungry newborn baby cries... Where there's a fight 'gainst the blood and hatred in the air... Look for me Mom I'll be there... Wherever there's somebody fightin' for a place to stand... Or decent job or a helpin' hand... Wherever somebody's strugglin' to be free... Look in their eyes Mom you'll see me.'"
They need to follow little Donald's diagram of how to spread the Plague, and unleash the Four Horsemen upon Gillette. Just follow Lil' Donald's leadership of blaming, denying, and taking no responsibility. "I don't take responsibility at all," out fearless leader said. And the Franchise will crash into a 2nd Great Depression like a Republic at the Gates of Hell with an utterly incompetent moron as President, whose super powers are pure dumb luck and the ability to surround himself with soulless sycophants.
Because the Pats need to lose-lose-lose next season. Any win in the win column this season is a plaque upon both your houses. They need to Decimate for Dexter. In these Roman times, the Patriots need to lose to come out the other side. We need to acquire a new GOAT. The only way to do that is to Trump our way to the 1st pick in the Draft next year, as the worlds biggest Loser.
Dexter Lawrence is coming out after next season. He is the most likely candidate to come out in the Draft and become a GOAT in a long time. Better prospect than Luck. Better prospect than Manning. Better Prospect than Elway? Maybe? In the art of winning? He looked better than Burrow in the 2018 season, but Burrow beat him in the 2019 season. But Dexter has been a better winner, in college, than Elway was at Stanford.
Now I'm not saying he is going to win six Super Bowls. The first time a guy won as many (actually more, seven championships) was Otto Graham who retired in 1955. Brady was Drafted in 2000. So a dude like Brady comes along about once every 50-years. But the only guy on the horizon who looks like he could be the next Super Bowl winning QB, since huh... Burrow, is Lawrence.
Once Brady left, the Patriots put themselves in Dexter's path. The Pats have no QB, with the slightest semblance of winning in the NFL. They literally have no weapons. Well, beside Peg-Leg Sanu and One-Armed Edelman. But they can trade both those guys for a day three pick or two.
They need to load up on weapons in this Draft. Rookie-Weapons. Utterly incompetent weapons, who couldn't even fill out a form to enact the Defensive/Offensive Player Production Act to get a helmet, shoulder pads and a uniform, to help save and protect all Patriots.
Because Foxboro is closed. Gillette is empty. The Science Denier's utter incompetence has unleashed the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse upon all who enter, and the next great depression is sure to follow...
:(if I can step out of character for a second? Why do generally smart, moral and competent citizens want to be led by, and consistently vote for: charlatans, moralless fools, and criminally incompetent morons? Utter scumbags, who behave in villainous ways that most of the real Americans who voted for them would never... I mean ever... behave like. It hurts my soul trying to figure it out. A true villain, like Trump, will tell you over and over that he is a villain, and brag about his villainies over and over again [like sexually molesting women over and over again]! Why is it so hard to just believe him? It baffles me).
... So as we sit upon the doorstep of the next Great Depression? The Patriot's only hope is a Savior? No. A Superman? Please! The First pick in the 2021 NFL Draft is within our grasps. Just decimate the roster. Trade One-Armed Edelman to Tampa for some facemasks. Send Peg-Leg Sanu along with him for a box of latex gloves and ventilator to be named later. The Patriots only job left this season is to Decimate for Dexter.
The Reason: This might be a bit of an overload. However, they ain't got no tight ends, period. One-Catch LaCosse sucks, and is one of the primary reasons Brady is gone. There best TE is Ryan Izzo, and he can't stay on the field. It is time to double-up on the tight ends, and pray that together Albert-O and Asiasi can make up for the lose of Gronk that drove Brady out of town.
They also have to get some legit NFL wide receivers for their weak-armed or still-too-young QB next season. Brady could barely win with the flotsam and jetsam that BB gave him at WR and TE last season. Hoyer and Stidham don't stand a chance of winning a game with the wretched refuse they currently have on the roster at WR and TE?
Ooooooohhh!?! I get it. That is their plan. It is to Decimate for Dexter. Keep the wretched refuse on the roster and fill up on rookies, who will be redshirted or too dumb to help win. Now I get it.
Quick resign Dorsett. Brilliant I tell you! Brilliant! With the current weapons they have on the roster, it will be a massacre every week. BRILLIANT! Now they just have to trade Edelman to Tampa, and Sanu for some Twinkies to be named later. And we'll only have to worry about N'Keal Harry and Jakobi Meyers. Decimate for Dexter baby.
Second Choice: Jacob Phillips LB
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Be A Citizen! Not a Subject!
Fascist is as Fascist does. Beware American. President Fredo is pulling the cowardly republican Senate closer and closer to the cliff.
Amendment I. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances:
The 1st Amendment to the Constitution is the greatest paragraph ever written by mankind. It is the truest diagram of how to ensure a free Country of citizens survives. But is is also a list of what to attack when you want to be a fascist dictator. President Jerkballs is attacking every article in the 1st Amendment. Beware subjects, or you will be subjugated:
Warnings were given!
Democracy is a battle for freedom and equality for all. Democracy needs to be guarded, treasured, and fought to keep if needs-be! And not handed over, so fucking cowardly, to a Dictator like the Communism Putin Party just did!
Communism is a beautiful idea of equality for all workers, with one BLOOD RED FATAL-FLAW, "The Dictatorship of the Proletariat". Where a BLOOD STAINED DICTATOR takes over to subvert all the freedoms gained by the bloody masses, and clamps BLOODY TYRANNY down on now enslaved masses.
We are now officially a Communist Country. The Republican Commie Party of Putin, Officially voted Herr Trump as the BLOOD-RED Communist Dictator of American. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY OF PUTIN just voted to open the veins of PATRIOTS to flood the Senate floor with OUR BLOOD, and install a Communist Manifesto like
BLOOD RED COMMIE DICTATOR OF AMERICA
as no longer the freedom bearing President of the United State of America!
And as THE PARTY OF PUTIN CELEBRATED... the Heavens wept.
The Putin Party, led by Red Square Moscow Mitch, just turned the no longer US Senate into a propaganda tool of the KGB., and make America Red with the blood stained color of the Communist USSR. The blood stained (R)s voted to make the COMMIE RED TRUMP, as above the law as the KGB KING OF RUSSIA, the blood stained Putin.
God help us all, because the Putin Republican Party Senate sure as hell won't...
Leadership is not lying.
Leadership is telling the cold hard truth:
A new poll shows Trump’s
magical lying powers are failing
It isn’t easy to find any bright spots amid our ongoing slide into failed-state status, but here’s one: Far more Americans trust the news media than trust President Trump to tell them the truth about our coronavirus crisis.
A new poll from NPR, PBS News Hour and Marist finds that only 37 percent of Americans have a good deal of trust in the information Trump tells them about coronavirus. By contrast, 60 percent have little to no trust.
Meanwhile, the poll also finds that 50 percent have a good deal of trust in the news media’s information about the disease, versus 47 percent who lack trust. That’s not ideal, to be sure, but it’s good that far more trust the media than trust Trump.
I’d like to suggest that a great deal is at stake here. Our national response to a crisis with extraordinarily far-reaching destructive potential is more or less under the control of a megalomaniac who, with the eager backing of his media allies, vastly prioritizes protecting his reelection chances over protecting the country.
Meanwhile, another report, from the New York Times, ferrets out alarming new behind-the-scenes details that underscore just how unfit Trump is to the task at hand. It shows that Trump’s refusal to accept the seriousness of coronavirus, and his failure to lay down clear chains of command and elaborate a real long-term plan, created a situation in which officials scrambled to address the crisis almost behind his back.
The only thing scarier than President DumbAss's
Administrations complete, absolute, and utter failure
to help America deal with the CoronaVirus?
It the horrifying thought of giving the MNUCHIN and
A-HALF-A-Trillion BUCKS of our cold hard cash for them to steal.
How fucking stupid do you have to be
to think giving
the most CORRUPT Administration in the HISTORY of the USA
Is anything other than
Completely, Absolutely, and Utterly Insane?
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice?
Than shame on all you Fox Fake News fucking idiots.
You give that moralless thief Trump a half a trillion?
Than it is going to disappear into the cold hard night,
like fireflies in the dying of the light.
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