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Pats could not have started out any better against Miami. The Defense was
destroying the Miami offence like they were Godzilla and the Miami Offense
was Tokyo. They were just stomping on them. They were taking the ball
away. It literally looked like Godzilla vs. thousands of screaming
Japanese actors and actresses. That's how defenseless Miami looked.
Miami did was a disaster. It seemed every decision they made only made the
destruction that the Pats wrecking on them worse. Like when you build a
fantasy wall that is paid for by Mexico. So that Godzilla finally can't
pass the border, and it stops him. But then, he unleashes his
radioactive fire and burns all the pathetic fantasies of all the suckers
(who need to be lied too) to dust. It left Miami scrambling all over the
sidelines, like a bunch of nattering dolphins who were speaking anything
but English. The 1st half was so beautiful in so many ways.
deferred to start the game, so that the Pats had to start the game
differently. The main reason the Pats defer is continuity. They know all
the other teams will elect to receive. But unlike all the other teams in
the NFL, the Pats know that Godzilla is coming. So they want to play
defense first, every game. Which of course blew up in Miami's face like
atomic monster fire.
started. Garoppolo got the ball on the first play. He dropped, and hit
Edelman for a 1st. He looked so calm and confident in the pocket. Then
Blount ran for a 1st. On Garoppolo's third throw it was 3rd and 9. They
went into a 4-Wide bunched up shotgun, and motioned White into a Weak
shotgun. He hit Edelman, on almost an identical Out that he caught on his
first 1st down against the Cards. Garoppolo zipped the ball as calm as can
be from the pocket, over midfield to his left. Edelman caught it, twisted
up field before he went out of bounds, and dived for the 1st with both
arms choking the ball.
they got fancy. They ran that misdirection play action, which had Bennett
heading to the right with the entire O-line going left. Jimmy-G faked to
White going left, and zipped it to Bennett going right in the flat. He
turned up field behind the blocks of Edelman and Hogan. Then he put on
some speed that was more than a little surprising. He slashed past the 30
as two puny Dolphins tried to grab him. He finally crashed to the ground
in a thunderous earthquake, like some giant atomic monster with a
gargantuan tail, at the 14.
ran Blount in the Redzone first. Then they went Empty, as though they were
taunting the puny Dolphinese. Jimmy-G had time. Then he had to step up
into the pocket. He saw Edelman crossing in front of him. He shot a
hook-shot pass, as Chris Jones was hitting him, to Edelman. He caught it
at the Five, and then fought forward into the Endzone.
the Dolphin's decision to give the ball to the Pats first, blew up in
their face like a giant mushroom cloud that turned a long dead dinosaur
into a giant atomic monster. Pats-7. The Dolphinese-Zip.
Dolphins came out and ran for a cloud of dust. Then Tannehill tried to
throw, but Chris Long smashed into him like Godzilla knocking over a
building. 3rd and 7, the Pats got great pressure on Tannehill again.
Tannehill threw to the TE, but Harmon jumped in front of him and almost
intercepted the ball. The TE ended up dropping it to force the punt. The
Pats defense was playing as well as the Pats offense.
Pats offense came out again. Garoppolo ran the monstrous misdirection play
action and waggled outside with Bennett dragging in front of him. It was
the same play. But two Dolphinese LBs dropped into coverage in front of
Bennett. So Garoppolo blasted a rocket at Hogan, like
he was King Ghidorah. He flew up field, and Edelman got position for a
crack-back block on Abdul-Quddus. He knocked him to the ground like
Godzilla picking up King Ghidorah and tossing his three heads into a
mountain. Hogan flew behind the block to the 45.
WR screen, which we are going to be seeing too many of on Thursday night,
to Edelman brought the ball over midfield again. Then they ran Blount
behind Shaq and Cannon for the 1st.
flew back into a 4-Wide Weak shotgun. Both DEs flew up field fast. So he
shuffled up into the pocket beautifully. Seriously, he was moving better
than Brady in the pocket in this game. I thought that would be as
impossible as a radioactive dinosaur crying out on a hot and humid
Japanese night. He threw another rocket, this one a little high, to Hogan.
He caught it, and was undercut. He crashed into a heap on the turf, in a
thump of black atomic dust just short of the Redzone.
Pats, feeling overconfident, lined up in a Strong formation, which is a
running formation. But when Godzilla gets going, he can't be stopped. They
pounded their Blount force weapon inside the Redzone behind Andrews and
Thuney. Then they rushed up to the line, like a bunch of Japanese dudes
desperately building a tiny plastic model fence to stop an unstoppable man
in a giant rubber monster suit. Garoppolo had Bennett flashing past the
ILB down the seam, but he threw underneath to a well-covered White. The
ball is de-fenced, for the first mistake of the game by the Pats.
Jimmy-G is undaunted, and I'm guessing that coach McDaniels saw Bennett
gliding down the seam like Mothera. Bennett angled outside, and then
turned down field just outside the Seam. Garoppolo kept his head to the
left, in order to keep the Safety on the wrong side of the field. Then he
turned and hit Bennett wide open in the Endzone for his second TD throw.
Pats-14. The Dolphinese-Zip.
Dolphinese went three and out again, as the Pats defense dominated them
completely. The Pats next drive started off with a throw to Edelman again,
and some Blount force trauma for the 1st. The offense is not as
complicated as it is with Brady, but Jimmy-G has complete control of the
offense. And just as I wrote that, he missed an uncovered Slater 50-yards
down field. So Jimmy-G just fired a rocket at Amendola for a long 1st
down. Then they Blount force trauma the ball over midfield.
Pats get in a little trouble. They had to line up in a 4-Wide Weak shotgun
on 3rd and 7. Jimmy-G fired a remarkable rocket at Edelman, who went over
the middle. He spun his way through an LB, and karate kicked his helmet
off. Then was tackled by Abdul-Quddus.
and 10 at the 29, Garoppolo goes under center and ran a play action to
Blount. He dropped looking right, and the Dolphins brought five. Kiko
delayed blitzed behind Garoppolo for the 6th rusher. Kiko beat Blount's
blitz pick up block. He attacked Garoppolo from the side like
Mechagodzilla. But the movie went into slow motion, as Jimmy-G danced out
of the sack with a great Godzilla spin move, and appeared to knock
Mechagodzilla down with his slashing tail.
he made his second mistake of the game. That is the perfect spot to throw
the ball away. While his Godzilla spin move was beautiful, it also spun
him 18-yards behind the LOS. So while he hit Bennett with a pass, he was
still knocked out of bounds 5-yards behind the LOS. But Cannon was called
for Holding, which is always a drive killing call, so it didn't matter.
and 20, the Pats lined up in a 3-Wide Weak shotgun with Trips on the left
this time instead of the right. Foster shot out of the backfield like his
pants were on atomic fire for seven to end the 1st quarter. The Pats
looked like they were in trouble. They spread it out wide in a 4-Wide Weak
shotgun. They ran a Draw to White. He blasted off straight up field like
an array of anti-Godzilla rockets. He was eight yards downfield before he
had to cut. He cut behind a Hogan block and stumbled over the atomic
yellow line for the First.
they stuck to the script and ran Blount up the gut, but the Dolphinese
have seen this movie on the first two drives, and swarmed over him like
flies on a gigantic steaming hill of Godzilla poo. But the Patriots
offence was truly undaunted. They made a great play after every bad play
and mistake they made so far. They motioned into a tight 4-Wide Weak
shotgun. Jimmy-G hit Edelman heading outside again.
and 4, the Pats lined up in a 4-Wide Weak shotgun. The Pats had been the
best team in the NFL on 3rd downs right up to this point. What had made
Jimmy-G a top five QB, right up to this point, is that he has been a
gigantic unstoppable monster on 3rd downs. And this pass was as beautiful
as a pristine forest
with Bambi in it gently eating flowers.
Pats motioned White outside to go Empty. The Dolphinese sent six again.
The Pats only had five blockers in so they couldn't block everyone. The
OLB Misi blitzed outside of Solder, and went unblocked. He charged
Jimmy-G. But he saw him, and faded back to his right. He saw Amendola take
the inside release off the CB jam, and then broke free down the seam.
Jimmy-G leaped up off one foot, and threw it back to Amendola right in the
middle of the Endzone. Pats-21.
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